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My husband bought this blu ray, it was "new completely sealed", but this was inside.

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Moved in to this house last fall. I mowed my grass 5 days ago... and this plant sprouted out of no where. 3 of them, and this is the biggest

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Was I "given the wrong pedal"?

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An honest retelling of an event that definitely happened

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"Someone" (definitely not me, I'm super cereal) put this on my truck

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I guess I should have added “Not the Table” to the sign.

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Am I playing wrong if my picks wear out this much in a "few days"?

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Honest Abe in the flesh at Sam's club

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"Found this on the sidewalk"

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"Woke up to a kitchen knife outside my bathroom window", I didn't stage this at all, I'm super cereal

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What are these squishy cut up white cubes I "found" in my backyard?

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Woke up coughing "this came out of my mouth"

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My beer-battered onion rings "came out the packet like a chain-link."

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Sure, buddy, sure

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Toilet reference?

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Your friend sent you a meme and you don't get it? Random image has everyone laughing and you're too dense to understand? Verbal joke a friend said, and you wanna type it out and ask the internet what the punchline was? We've got you.

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Typeform is lit!

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r/FellowKids is back open for business! Share those memes, social posts, ads, and anything else that just screams "a boardroom of 60 year olds thinks they know what the youths want to hear."

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my drinks came empty??

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"Found this in a bag I just bought"

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Because the album is bad?

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Your friend sent you a meme and you don't get it? Random image has everyone laughing and you're too dense to understand? Verbal joke a friend said, and you wanna type it out and ask the internet what the punchline was? We've got you.

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"Cue the existential crisis"

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"Plant started growing out of restaurant toilet brush"

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The truest true story ever

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The most true story

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Bring Caroline Home, spreading awareness

A subreddit for Utahns.

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My pickle slices have holes in em, that i totally didn't make myself

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